This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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