Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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