I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
