Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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