looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Randomize
