Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
well you can't waste a boner
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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