At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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