Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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