so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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