Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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