By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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