I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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