She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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