On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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