I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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