Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Randomize
