I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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