kristin has been a bad kristin
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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