Kiss
Puke
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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