I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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