Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We got so high we made milksteak
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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