Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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