we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Randomize
