writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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