it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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