Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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