you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
What happened to fro yo and sex?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
