Plan B is the new Plan A
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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