Just mADE A PArabola og urine
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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