Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
accomplished twins. life is a go
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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