member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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