me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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