i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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