She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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