By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
