Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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