she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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