If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So drunk its hurt
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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