but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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