Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Actions speak louder than pants.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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