Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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