So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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