Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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