I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
If I die, sorry about rent.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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