i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
