what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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