kristin has been a bad kristin
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I think people are normalizing furries
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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