I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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