I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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