I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
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I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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