it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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