No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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